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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Hours

Here we observe fART in its natural state: a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic market dysfunction. With zero liquidity and a top 10 that controls half the supply, this token experienced the financial equivalent of sudden infant death syndrome—a 676% price swing that served only to rearrange the chairs on the Titanic before the inevitable sinking began.