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Newborn Token Dies Before First Breath

In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, already expired. The creature attracted exactly one holder—itself—a self-referential monument to solipsistic greed. Like a mayfly that never learned to fly, it achieved in zero hours what takes most tokens weeks: complete and utter irrelevance.