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ProjectALON: Born Dead, Died Anyway

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe ProjectALON—a creature that never drew breath before the vultures arrived. With a mere 154 holders clutching 64.2% concentration in ten alpha predators' jaws, and a liquidity pool shallower than a puddle, this token achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 79.6% in its first day of existence. Nature, it seems, has a sense of timing.