CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Succumbs to Concentration Pneumonia
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never drew its first breath before expiring. Born mere hours ago, monkey business represents a textbook case of predatory distribution—where ninety-two percent of the organism was devoured by its own top ten cells before the markets even opened their eyes.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration and instant liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"Here lies monkey business: proof that revoking authorities means nothing when the authorities were never meant to save you."