CHAD RINSCH/BaZn..pump
TERMINAL
Chad Rinsch

Chad RinschBaZnfupC2YP6BaYiLf8Wq1UU6YNyVcwg7jP7nqWgpump

$ChadBaZn..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, one hour lifespan

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$3.4K
+21.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$40.1K
Holders
13
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.92B
Price USD
$2.92e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Chad Rinsch: A One-Hour Obituary

In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Chad Rinsch token in its natural habitat—mere moments after birth, already circling the drain with the grace of a wounded wildebeest. With 99.9% of supply concentrated in the top holders' jaws and liquidity evaporated like morning dew, this creature never stood a chance. One can only admire the sheer efficiency of its demise: born at dawn, dead by brunch.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$40.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, one hour lifespan
Patient Note

Chad tried to be somebody. Chad was nobody. Chad lasted shorter than a mayfly's existential crisis.

Holders

§ 04 · 13 wallets
Top 1
76.6%
Top 5
98.6%
Top 10
99.9%
015qK3...d7X176.61%
027F18...8cRq14.97%
03HyPc...PQ943.34%
047354...DziK2.02%
059snY...1Kyz1.65%
062WN4...mbVZ1.02%
07D4J1...Nxfv0.09%
085muc...R6RL0.08%
097Ht3...Ge9V0.08%
103WLu...HbNU0.04%