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Newborn Token Expires Before First Nap

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen: Joby's Dog, born merely sixty minutes ago, has already achieved a thousand-percent ascent to heaven. Like a mayfly on espresso, it experienced its entire lifecycle—birth, euphoria, and heat death—before most investors finished their morning coffee. The illiquidity, one must note, is not a bug but rather the token's final, honest statement.