CAUSE OF DEATH
Feline Folly: A One-Hour Collapse
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the UpSide Down Cat—a creature born mere hours ago, already succumbing to the predatory forces of its own ecosystem. With fifty percent of its meager existence concentrated in the jaws of its top ten holders, this peculiar specimen never stood a chance against the inevitable gravity of its design. One might say it didn't so much die as instantaneously recognize its own worthlessness.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, infant mortality, and physics
EPITAPH
"It was upside down from the start—we just didn't realize the cat was already dead."
