UNIDENTIFIED ANAL PLUG/BZMF..pump
TERMINAL
Unidentified Anal Plug

Unidentified Anal PlugBZMFJoDDnKtatAb7NFevBr7FqB9oMt6jP2FmCDoSpump

$UAPBZMF..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic wealth concentration meets market reality

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.3K
Liquidity
$2.5K
Volume 24h
$0.2200
Holders
87
Steep Decline
FDV
$1.48B
Price USD
$1.48e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Nosedive

In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impressive feat of losing nearly 70% of its value before most investors had finished their morning coffee. Born mere hours ago with all the hallmarks of legitimacy—revoked authorities, respectable liquidity—this creature nonetheless fell victim to the most primal of market forces: concentrated whale holdings and the inexorable gravity of retail capitulation.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.5K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.2200 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic wealth concentration meets market reality
Patient Note

It came, it saw, it lost 69.6% in a day—a true overachiever in the art of self-destruction.

Holders

§ 04 · 87 wallets
Top 1
97.4%
Top 5
98.8%
Top 10
99.3%
018ETZ...nCnQ97.37%
023tVe...gfdeAUTOPSY0.84%
039e3W...nyuP0.22%
047VMn...R3no0.22%
05A8aR...NKfR0.19%
065Jms...qBsh0.12%
07DhXX...gNME0.11%
08mP4t...ayQP0.11%
092Vtz...miwL0.08%
108psN...VRtf0.07%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
13.94 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional Trading
0.000 SOL0.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position SizingPRIMARY
13.94 SOL100.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing drove most of the cost across this cohort. Bag-holding and never-selling — exposure not managed.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 34d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known