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Newborn Token Found Dead In Crib

In what can only be described as a stunning display of biological incompetence, this token managed to hemorrhage nearly a third of its value within mere hours of conception. One might assume such rapid deterioration requires extended suffering, yet our specimen achieved this feat with the efficiency of a mayfly with a terminal diagnosis. The authorities were revoked, the liquidity was anemic, and the top holders—those benevolent vultures—controlled the corpse before rigor mortis could even set in.