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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Rapid decompression and inevitable gravity
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
Liquidity
$2.7K
Volume 24h
$0.1300
Holders
56
Field Report
Flying Mayonnaise Jars Crash-Lands After Two Hours
And here we observe the Flying Mayonnaise Jar in its natural habitat—plummeting earthward at terminal velocity. Born merely two hours ago, this creature managed to accumulate a quarter-million dollars in trading volume before experiencing what we might charitably call 'catastrophic structural failure.' The authorities may have been revoked, but sadly, the laws of gravity were not.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.7K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.1300 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.2% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Rapid decompression and inevitable gravity
Patient Note
It flew high, it flew far, it flew for exactly 120 minutes before becoming a cautionary condiment.
Holders
Top 1
95.9%
Top 5
99.2%
Top 10
99.7%
01E6dc...76Su95.86%
023PYL...nvyP2.76%
031peE...snDr0.19%
042y5S...Ro8w0.19%
05DNBC...Wny2AUTOPSY0.16%06CttF...rTLJ0.13%
072doM...fXRF0.12%
08Cr4a...yYK40.10%
098psN...VRtf0.10%
10CGfw...eiom0.09%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
1.20 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional Trading
0.000 SOL0.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position SizingPRIMARY
1.20 SOL100.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing drove most of the cost across this cohort. Bag-holding and never-selling — exposure not managed.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 20d ago