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Indian Ashtonhall: A Two-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the Indian Ashtonhall, a creature that emerged into the Solana ecosystem merely two hours ago, fully formed and already moribund. With zero liquidity and eight holders clutching 100% of supply—a mathematical impossibility that would make nature weep—this token represents perhaps the most efficient demonstration of market failure ever recorded. One might say it achieved in 120 minutes what most projects take weeks to accomplish.