Rocket Token: Launched, Crashed, Vaporized in Hours

In the ruthless savanna of Solana, we observe the Rocket token in its natural habitat—dead on arrival. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this specimen never had a fighting chance. The five remaining holders clutch their worthless bags like mourners at a funeral, watching $614.67 in daily volume drift away like smoke.