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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours

In the sweltering ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—AM I?—which achieved the remarkable feat of being stillborn while technically alive. Born mere moments ago to fourteen hopeful collectors, ninety-nine point nine percent of its essence already concentrated in the hands of the chosen few, this token experienced what can only be described as a catastrophically democratic wealth distribution in reverse.