JOTCHUAWIFHAT/BSkp..pump
TERMINAL
WI

JotchuawifhatBSkp9g2XQEVpRktQu1KRyS7Y4P4aMeLXQV7GJ6zdpump

$WIFJOTCHUABSkp..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, one hour

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$27.7K
+1309.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$29.0K
Holders
142
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.43B
Price USD
$1.43e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Jotchuawifhat: Born Screaming, Dead by Lunch

In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—born merely an hour ago, it experienced the violent convulsions of a 1309% pump before succumbing to the inevitable gravitational pull of its own absurdity. Like a mayfly who somehow acquired leverage, WIFJOTCHUA burned brilliantly and briefly, its 96.5% concentration in the hands of the few a rather transparent preview of its tragic denouement.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$29.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 94.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, one hour
Patient Note

It had such momentum. For sixty glorious minutes, it was alive. Then mathematics happened.

Holders

§ 04 · 142 wallets
Top 1
91.0%
Top 5
94.5%
Top 10
96.5%
01zARb...wm2891.00%
0274CD...oWcL1.20%
035RFi...TCQY1.00%
04CFAb...mGY60.66%
05QJGv...uu6B0.65%
06F3xo...wFG50.63%
07D4v2...qohp0.34%
087XH6...DSUR0.33%
09ArdY...LwSB0.33%
104feS...5hQr0.33%