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Newborn Token Gasps, Then Flatlines Spectacularly

In the beginning, there was WORKOUT—a creature born mere hours ago, already convulsing with a 332% fever before the inevitable crash. Like a mayfly that read too many crypto white papers, it achieved liquidity of precisely zero, a fitting monument to its aspirations. The top ten holders, clutching 58% of this phantom asset, discovered what venture capitalists have known for eons: you cannot spend what does not exist.