DOODLE WITH THE FATTEST ASS/BSHx..pump
FLATLINED
Doodle With The Fattest Ass

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BSHx..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity evaporation, terminal whale concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.6K
+19.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$279.24
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersStale And DryHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.19B
Price USD
$2.19e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Fattest Ass Meets Thinnest Liquidity Pool

Here we observe the skeletal remains of what was once a promising digital asset, now reduced to three lonely holders clutching their bags like survivors of a financial Pompeii. The creature's demise was swift and merciless—a potent combination of zero liquidity and absolute concentration of wealth that would make even the most ruthless oligarch blush. In the end, it learned what all tokens eventually discover: an ass can only be so fat before gravity takes over.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$279.24 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity evaporation, terminal whale concentration
Patient Note

It had the fattest ass in the room, but the thinnest exit strategy.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
92.5%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01DJJz...i2C692.50%
02DkAw...TZpB4.56%
03ErD7...ZMo52.94%