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Juan: A Two-Hour Tragedy in Solana

Here we observe the remarkable juan token, a creature that experienced the full arc of existence in merely 120 minutes—birth, euphoria, and a spectacular liquidation event. With 95% of its wealth concentrated in the talons of ten alpha predators and nary a drop of liquidity to escape into, juan's demise was less a mystery and more an inevitability masquerading as market surprise. In nature, we call this a rug pull. In finance, we call it Tuesday.