SLOPAGANDA/BRjN..pump
TERMINAL
Slopaganda

SlopagandaBRjNS3ZLVJQvwrXxbdZ62NYXDYATxhzK56CVnWznpump

$SLOPAGANDABRjN..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Instant total wealth concentration and sudden liquidity drainage

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-30.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$33.3K
Holders
14
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.39B
Price USD
$2.45e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Slopaganda: Dead on Arrival, Never Stood a Chance

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born merely an hour ago, already expired. The top ten holders, possessing a perfect monopoly of one hundred percent, have demonstrated nature's cruelest efficiency: why nurture a venture when you can simply extract and abandon it? Liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the savanna, leaving only the skeletal remnants of fourteen bewildered token holders.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$33.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant total wealth concentration and sudden liquidity drainage
Patient Note

It lived for sixty minutes and somehow still managed to disappoint everyone equally.

Holders

§ 04 · 14 wallets
Top 1
99.4%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01DiGP...p9jt99.44%
02B2cW...JwUUAUTOPSY0.15%
039Ze1...yuZ90.12%
04EZTz...hx3o0.08%
058jvH...ic8c0.06%
06Hu1e...hJPm0.05%
073iMi...mFcX0.04%
08Ayzc...D8ET0.02%
09E6Tt...TWZG0.01%
1053eA...9t7j0.01%