CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Flatlines After Mere Hour
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's memecoin savanna, we observe a truly remarkable specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of a cryptocurrency that has been thoroughly exsanguinated. Here we see the classic predator-prey relationship, where ninety-one percent of the token supply is concentrated in the jaws of ten holders—a concentration so extreme, so mathematically inevitable in its outcome, that one can only marvel at the speed with which the patient expired.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme holder concentration + rugpull velocity
EPITAPH
"It was a great coin. For about forty-five minutes."