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The Sealoors Cult: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—the Sealoors Cult token—which achieved the impressive feat of losing 95% of its value in a single rotation of the Earth. Born merely an hour ago with all the promise of a newborn fawn, it was promptly devoured by its own creators, whose wallets contained 98.6% of the circulating supply. A textbook example of what happens when a cult's congregation consists entirely of the high priests.