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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we witness nature's most efficient predator: the pump-and-dump scheme. Born mere hours ago, this creature never stood a chance—its vital organs (liquidity) absent from the moment of conception, while ninety percent of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a select few. The revocation of authorities suggests a mercy killing, or perhaps simply the perpetrators fleeing the scene.