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Newborn Token Expires Upon Arrival

Behold the 'Should I?' token, a creature that asked one too many existential questions and received a definitive answer from the market. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this specimen achieved a remarkable 516% price swing—the financial equivalent of a seizure, not a success story. Four brave souls held this digital phantom, though 'held' is perhaps generous terminology for those caught in the jaws of what can only be described as a coordinated exit strategy.