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Hedgy's Slow Descent Into Irrelevance

Here we observe Hedgy the Hedgehog in its natural habitat—a liquidity pool of merely $8,713, where it shuffles about with all the vitality of a sedated porcupine. Though technically alive, the creature exhibits the classic symptoms of a token in its death throes: extreme concentration of wealth among its ten largest holders, who collectively hoard 94.3% of all specimens. One can only marvel at how $6,956.70 in daily volume manages to sustain even the faintest heartbeat.