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Tronald Trump's Spectacular Six-Day Collapse

Here we observe the Tronald Trump token in its final throes—a creature that managed to achieve negative liquidity and the remarkable feat of being simultaneously revoked and utterly irrelevant. With a mere 67 holders gripping their bags like castaways on a sinking ship, and 61.3% of supply concentrated in the top ten, this token's democracy was always theater; its death, merely a formality. One can only admire the efficiency with which $2,570 in daily volume failed to prevent a 24-hour bloodbath.