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DAYJOB: A Newborn's Sudden Collapse

Born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem, DAYJOB experienced the cryptographic equivalent of sudden infant death syndrome. With zero liquidity and 78.8% of its meager existence concentrated in the appendages of ten fortunate whales, this token's 117% pump was merely the death throes of a doomed organism gasping for relevance.