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CAUSE OF DEATH

Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch

Here we observe the Computer Coin, a specimen so fresh it hadn't yet dried from the blockchain's amniotic fluid. Born merely hours ago with all the vitality of a still-frame photograph, it experienced what we in the trade call 'aggressive wealth consolidation'—where 92.8% of holders discovered they were not, in fact, holders, but rather passengers on a sinking vessel with no lifeboats.

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