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Vibe Check Failed: A Newborn's Tragic Collapse

In what can only be described as a financial miracle of compression, VIBE managed to experience its entire lifecycle—birth, hype, and violent death—before most of us finished our morning coffee. Like a mayfly that discovered leverage, this token burned through $135,000 in volume only to evaporate 90.9% of its value in a single rotation of the Earth, leaving 102 hopeful investors to contemplate their life choices.