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Monkey Business: A Twenty-Two Hour Tragedy

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago, this token experienced the financial equivalent of a mayfly's existence—brief, frantic, and ultimately meaningless. The post-mortem reveals a ecosystem so concentrated in the hands of ten holders that one might generously call it a 'community' only if that community consisted entirely of the same investor with twenty-two different Discord accounts.