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PAWS.EXE: Executed Before First Heartbeat

In the beginning, there was chaos—a 1,367% surge of pure euphoria, lasting precisely one hour before nature reclaimed its due. Like a mayfly born at market open, PAWS.EXE experienced the entire arc of existence—birth, irrational exuberance, and death—before most traders finished their morning coffee. The specimen exhibits all hallmarks of a pump-and-dump in its most naked, unadorned form: liquidity evaporating faster than credibility at a crypto conference.