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Vaffanculo
Vaffanculo
$VAFFANCULO
BFejNkXiRPsrz5RBktFzqcsoXWrtJsZgjrV6bpGzKrmw
C
CRITICAL56/100
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PRICE
$2.46e-6
24H CHANGE
-69.3%
LIQUIDITY
$8.0K
VOLUME 24H
$211.7K
MARKET CAP
$10.5K
HOLDERS
163
Price Chart
CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already decomposing with the vigor of a three-week-old carcass. The creature's $211,000 volume suggests a brief, violent struggle; its 69% price collapse, a mercy killing by market forces indifferent to its existence. One might say Vaffanculo lived up to its Italian namesake, telling the market to go fuck itself—and the market, ever obliging, complied with devastating efficiency.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute launch phase exsanguination and whale predation
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—a token so short-lived it makes mayflies look like redwoods."
RISK FLAGS
STEEP_DECLINE
HEAVY_CONCENTRATION
HOLDER CONCENTRATION
TOP 1
33.3%
TOP 5
47.8%
TOTAL
163
#1Naoh...Lg86
33.31%
#2VJSD...Usy1
4.41%
#3kzvo...R8Jd
4.03%
#4M3Rw...s8aY
3.08%
#5HE36...Z6HF
2.95%
#6CeZb...DiqQ
2.75%
#7BQVz...PRmB
2.57%
#89SBV...WQjE
2.46%
#94fZF...ZMHu
2.42%
#10HaBW...xGC6
2.19%
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