VAFFANCULO/BFej..Krmw
FLATLINED
Vaffanculo

VaffanculoBFejNkXiRPsrz5RBktFzqcsoXWrtJsZgjrV6bpGzKrmw

$VAFFANCULOBFej..Krmw
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, abandoned by architects

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
Liquidity
$2.8K
Volume 24h
$2.10
Holders
34
Steep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.43B
Price USD
$1.43e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Vaffanculo: A Study in Concentrated Greed

Here we observe the carcass of Vaffanculo, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of complete market rigor mortis while technically still breathing. With 99.9% of its holdings concentrated in merely ten wallets, it became less a cryptocurrency and more a elaborate Ponzi scheme's suicide note. The $3.98 in daily volume suggests that even its creators have moved on to more promising ventures.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.8K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$2.10 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, abandoned by architects
Patient Note

It was Italian for 'go f*** yourself'—the market simply obliged.

Holders

§ 04 · 34 wallets
Top 1
99.0%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
99.9%
01Naoh...Lg8698.95%
02Fqu8...YVWX0.68%
035thZ...UXLm0.07%
04HfGE...RPCQ0.06%
057aos...Lph40.06%
066maj...VE2T0.04%
07FzEe...ZCwZ0.02%
088psN...VRtf0.02%
09BHaV...hgqR0.02%
10Guy6...Fjt30.02%