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LAST Token: Born Dead, Died Faster

Here we observe the LAST token in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it existed for precisely zero hours before meeting its inevitable demise. A 3,623% price swing in 24 hours suggests either extraordinary market manipulation or four holders experiencing what can only be described as financial vertigo. The absence of liquidity and the concentration of 100% ownership in the top 10 holders reveals a creature perfectly adapted for one purpose: separating retail investors from their SOL.