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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Textbook pump-and-dump with zero escape velocity
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$24.8K
+762.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$37.4K
Holders
61
Liquidity Drained
Field Report
Shitcoin's Nine-Hour Miracle Ends in Spectacular Collapse
In the digital savanna of Solana, we observe the shitcoin—a creature that achieved a remarkable 762% growth in merely nine hours, a feat typically reserved for organisms with exceptional survival instincts. Alas, our specimen possessed none. With zero liquidity, eighty scattered holders, and half its wealth concentrated in the top ten, this token was less a financial instrument and more an elaborate exit liquidity event masquerading as cryptocurrency.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$37.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.2% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Textbook pump-and-dump with zero escape velocity
Patient Note
It lived fast, died young, and left behind eighty thousand dollar HODL bags—a true monument to hope's remarkable resilience in the face of mathematical inevitability.
Holders
Top 1
98.0%
Top 5
99.2%
Top 10
99.5%
01ByyK...6i2x97.98%
022snH...kKuS0.68%
03ENzm...XAAd0.26%
049wzo...qwKE0.14%
05A2mj...ExyF0.10%
064Ykp...hr7e0.10%
071BiJ...ntWh0.09%
087VXF...ARfV0.08%
099bXD...CdXs0.06%
107MKX...Q96p0.05%