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Buzz: A Specimen Study in Spectacular Failure

Here we observe the cadaver of Buzz, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of complete market death while technically still breathing. With ninety-nine point nine percent of supply concentrated in merely ten wallets, this was less a cryptocurrency and more a poorly executed hostage situation. In its final hours, trading volume of $1.98 suggests even the markets had lost interest in attending the funeral.