CAUSE OF DEATH
The Great Memepression: A One-Hour Obituary
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we witness a remarkable phenomenon—a creature that achieved full senescence before its first nap cycle completed. The Great Memepression, born merely sixty minutes ago, experienced a catastrophic 84% collapse, a feat requiring almost supernatural incompetence. One can only marvel at how seven-dozen holders managed to extract such devastating value from a liquidity pool barely larger than a modest lunch budget.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Aggressive top-holder concentration meets premature mortality
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died faster, and never even got Twitter trending."