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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, weed_slut_420 experienced a meteoric 103% price swing before evaporating entirely—a financial mayfly that never even learned to fly. With four holders clutching 100% of supply and zero liquidity to show for $259 in frantic trading, this token achieved the rare distinction of dying before it truly lived.