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Pokeus Maximus: A Two-Hour Mirage Evaporates

In the primordial swamps of decentralized finance, we observe a curious creature—born merely two hours ago, already exhibiting the frenetic trading patterns of a creature in its death throes. Despite revoking both its authorities in a gesture of transparency, Pokeus Maximus has accumulated a modest $21,000 in liquidity, a sum barely sufficient to sustain the inevitable exodus. As our narrator would note: one does not simply achieve 78.9% gains without attracting the very predators who shall consume it.