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We Are So Back: A Spectacular Stillbirth

Here we observe a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the pallor of financial mortality. Despite frenzied price volatility and respectable volume, the absence of liquidity—that precious circulatory fluid—rendered this token a phantom from inception. The top holders, like vultures circling a fresh carcass, claimed two-thirds of all tokens before the body had even cooled.