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Newborn Token Dies on Arrival, Suspicious Circumstances

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved death before birth could properly be certified. Born into a world of twelve holders and zero liquidity, this token experienced what we might charitably call a catastrophic market correction—or more accurately, an 84.6% plunge into the abyss within hours. The removal of all authority mechanisms suggests either remarkable foresight or the financial equivalent of a scorched-earth policy.