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School Cat: Born Dead, Stayed Dead

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a fascinating specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it could properly draw breath. With a mere two holders controlling the entire supply and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, School Cat represents nature's perfect lesson in hubris—or perhaps simple incompetence. The creature's frantic 28.9% convulsions in its final hours were less a sign of life and more the death throes of a failed experiment.