NEYMAR JR SHITTING/BACY..pump
TERMINAL
Neymar Jr Shitting

Neymar Jr ShittingBACY39xqs9Zqs6D57X1JtSqADMd7VZD5GPhTNXwepump

$NEYMARBACY..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic wealth concentration and illiquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$2.9K
Volume 24h
$2.12
Holders
79
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$1.50B
Price USD
$1.50e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Neymar's Dream Team Scores Own Goal

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the rapid extinction of NEYMAR—a creature that survived merely fifteen days before succumbing to its own architectural flaws. Here, we witness the final moments of a token whose concentration of wealth proved more toxic than its unfortunate nomenclature, a cautionary tale whispered through the blockchain.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.9K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$2.12 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic wealth concentration and illiquidity
Patient Note

They revoked the authorities but forgot to revoke gravity itself.

Holders

§ 04 · 79 wallets
Top 1
96.7%
Top 5
99.3%
Top 10
99.6%
017Jrh...Z5QN96.69%
023jeZ...d6LB2.26%
039PYJ...VCNm0.13%
04qwMw...vYvw0.12%
05GphU...seup0.10%
064sxV...HFkz0.09%
075eT2...xJ7S0.08%
088psN...VRtf0.06%
09ERkh...ahFG0.06%
106jG8...78yh0.04%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
33.63 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
33.63 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 51d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known