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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the Relai token, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of financial necrosis. Despite a miraculous 333% price surge—a final, desperate gasp for air—the absence of liquidity and the suffocating concentration among its 87 holders reveals a classic case of premature expiration. One might say it achieved escape velocity only to immediately plummet back to earth.