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The Glorious Poop: A Nine-Hour Tragedy

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved what few tokens manage—complete irrelevance in merely nine hours. The Glorious Poop has succumbed to the classic affliction: ninety-one percent of its inhabitants concentrated in ten wallets, a mathematical arrangement so inbred it makes royalty look diversified. One might say it did not so much die as gracefully transition into the mempool of forgotten things.