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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$5.8K
+44.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$38.7K
Holders
45
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$5.29B
Price USD
$5.31e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Excuse Me Sir, Your Token Has Expired

In the savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely an hour ago, this creature was already circling the drain, its liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew under the relentless African sun. The top holders, like apex predators, had claimed 94.9% of the ecosystem—leaving the remaining 45 investors to fight over the scraps of a $38,681 carcass.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$38.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 90.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

It had revoked all authority except the authority to disappoint—a truly democratic approach to collapse.

Holders

§ 04 · 45 wallets
Top 1
82.1%
Top 5
90.0%
Top 10
94.9%
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05EEew...iRcg1.22%
06Dpdn...2Xt9AUTOPSY1.07%07Bq5V...RhKUAUTOPSY1.05%08EY9U...xUxBAUTOPSY1.01%
09J8N8...Kxuc0.92%
10DGBd...f7rv0.88%