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CAUSE OF DEATH

The AI Era: Born Doomed, Died Immediately

Here we observe a creature that never truly lived—born mere hours ago into a hostile market ecosystem, it experienced the cryptozoological equivalent of a sudden, violent seizure. The 215% price convulsion was merely its death throes, a final spasm of retail hope before the inevitable collapse into irrelevance.

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