CAUSE OF DEATH
The Skeptical Eyebrow Falls Swiftly
In what can only be described as a masterclass in financial brevity, Face with Raised Eyebrow achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 70% of its value in a single day—a particularly impressive accomplishment given it had barely drawn its first breath. One must admire the efficiency; most tokens require at least a week to achieve such spectacular failure, yet this curious specimen managed it before most daytraders finished their morning coffee. The authorities may have been revoked, but apparently, so was investor confidence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
One-hour pump-and-dump, acute concentration
EPITAPH
"It raised our eyebrows, then our blood pressure, then our losses—a truly expressive token right up until the moment it expressed absolutely nothing but regret."
