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Counterfeit Stablecoin Dies Within Hour

Here we observe the remains of a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived—a one-hour-old imposter wearing the USDC nameplate like a borrowed suit at a funeral. With eight holders possessing every single token between them and zero liquidity to speak of, this phantom stablecoin managed the impressive trick of being simultaneously worthless and completely immobile. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum and despises a scam with equal measure.