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Premature Ejection: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born at dawn with all the promise of a meme coin, PENISMAN expired by breakfast, its brief existence marked by the unmistakable odor of coordinated exit liquidity. The two remaining holders stand vigil over the corpse, each wondering if they're looking at the same worthless bag.