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Newborn Token Expires After Merely Sixty Minutes

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of losing half its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. Born merely an hour ago with the optimistic identity of a billion-runner, this token experienced what we in the industry call 'catastrophic market discovery'—a condition where price discovery and investor regret occur simultaneously.