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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Premature decentralization met inevitable entropy

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

90/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$149.1K

+147.0% · 24h

Liquidity

$28.2K

Volume 24h

$402.6K

Holders

3,000

FDV

$1.59B

Price USD

$1.59e-6

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

4zui..e5Kw ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Infant Token Survives First Hour, Miraculous

In the primordial soup of Solana's trading floors, we observe a curious specimen—mere hours old, yet already exhibiting the hyperactive metabolism of a pump-and-dump cicada. With liquidity pools shallower than a desert puddle and 3,000 hopeful holders clinging to their digital lottery tickets, TROLLSEM demonstrates nature's most reliable pattern: the mathematics of greed colliding violently with the physics of gravity.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Thin but live

$28.2K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$402.6K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 1.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Premature decentralization met inevitable entropy

Patient Note

It was born at midnight, peaked by breakfast, and will be forgotten by lunch—a brief, magnificent flash of hope in the eternal darkness of retail wallets.

Holders

§ 04 · 3,000 wallets

Top 1

0.2%

Top 5

1.1%

Top 10

2.2%

012U5j...jDgm0.23%

02HuGW...HEdt0.23%

03BqYa...vwdv0.23%

04DTvH...rJ8i0.22%

05FNwV...UtJ40.22%

06Bz6y...99dS0.21%

0726DV...rSZy0.21%

082nKT...9SEu0.21%

0946zE...dzp30.21%

10Hfa4...uvJw0.20%