KING BUZZ DOORDASH FUNDB6NeuMmx1oU6KoSGry8Q1h9e1gE8oDwhkeSEbGBipump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Simultaneous total liquidity evaporation at birth
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-13.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$671.03
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Newborn Token Dies Instantly of Acute Rug Syndrome
In the unforgiving savanna of cryptocurrency, we observe a specimen that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago, the King Buzz Doordash Fund exemplified nature's cruelest paradox: a creature with revoked authorities yet somehow still managed to achieve complete predatory coordination among its three holders. Truly, the speed of its demise suggests not accident, but rather the synchronized precision of a perfectly executed vanishing act.
Diagnosis
Activity
Sparse
$671.03 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Simultaneous total liquidity evaporation at birth
Patient Note
It had three holders, one vision, and absolutely zero dollars—proof that even in crypto, some things are too stupid to live.
Holders
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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